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Well fathers day is nearly here ( Sunday 5th September), Why not get him something inappropriate this year? Here is our list of Inappropriate Gifts For Dad!
No 1 - SOCKS. Dads always gets socks for a gift. Why not get him a pair he can wear with pride to the office? Fuck Off Socks
Maybe it's time dad learnt some new swear words? He would have a laugh with this game "How to fucking swear around the world"
We all know dad loves his dad jokes and loves spending ages having a poo... So here is a perfect gift for him. Crap Jokes Toilet Paper
You can't beat dad's meat.... (is it just me or does that sound a bit inappropriate?) We all know DAD's LOVE TO BBQ... so buy him a BBQ related gift?
I'LL FEED YOU FUCKERS BBQ APRON
Let dad have some fun branding your steaks with inappropriate messages? Check out this fun BBQ BRANDING IRON
Dad will probably want some hot sauce to go with his meat!
Give dad the most popular dad gift of all time - A mug!
Fucker In Charge Of You Fuckers
Best Dad In The Whole Fucking World With Love From Your Favourite Child
The best Keep cup in the history of the world.. A Big Cup of Fuckoffee
Do you know a dad who loves to drink beer?
Dad, Husband, Fucking Legend Stubby Holder
Or maybe dad prefers to drink his beer from a chilled glass?
I Drink and I know Things Beer Stein
Maybe dad could benefit with losing a few kilos?
Sarcastic Portion Control Plate / Inappropriate Diet Plate
Maybe dad needs a reminder of everything he still needs to do?
Or a new pen for the office?
These sprays have DAD written all over them
Maybe dad needs a new game to play at the next BBQ with his inappropriate mates?
Get On The Piss with Cooked Aussies Game
or an Inappropriate Trivia Game?
Maybe Dad is a keen gardener, why not gift him some unique "Profanity Plants"
Or some cheeky gnomes?
Perhaps dad would like a new sign for the man cave, car or front door?
Dad may need some help combatting our current pandemic?
Dad's favourite new facemask..
Finally our INAPPROPRIATE DADS GIFTS SELECTION
Does Dad like to cook?
50 Ways To Eat Cock Recipe Book
Maybe Dad needs some new soap for the shower?
Cum Face - The game of who has the fastest hand job... we are sure dad will probably win this or maybe mum will? lol
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