We love researching the important issues in our blogs. What could be more important to you at the moment than creating the perfect penis cake with our new inappropriate penis moulds? Most of us are in lockdown so we may as well have some fun baking!! Here are our favourite designs:
Unsure exactly what type of penis you would enjoy tasting? Here is a beautiful selection.
the same dick for the rest of your life.... LUCKY YOU ....
Anyone else in need of a fun ladies night?
Loving the detail on the button and belt...
I am loving the sunglasses on this dude.. and what a beautiful ball sack..
Oh look a Christian Christmas inspired cock cake...
Anyone have a 50th cumming up?
That's your 10! BUT I have a confession to make - once I stated researching cock cakes I couldn't stop!! SO a bottle of wine later - here are a few more .....
It's been a while for this guy!
Cock cakes are better with people in them!
and last but not least here is a video of "A little girl filming while Larry gets showered with whipped cream from a squirting penis cake" No word of a lie... that is the title to this video...
Valentine's Day is a great excuse to spend time with people you love, but if you find yourself surrounded by twat waffles and wankers, it might be the perfect excuse to have a date night with your dog! Here are our top ten reasons Valentine's day is best spent with your pet!
It can be difficult knowing what gift to get your better half on Valentines day, treat them to something that will make them smile this year ..
We had some great fun designing some new mugs for valentines day, thanks for all your suggestions on Facebook and Instagram. Here are our favourites, let us know in comments which one you would actually buy!