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OUR TOP 10 FAVOURITE PENIS CAKES

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OUR TOP 10 FAVOURITE PENIS CAKES

We love researching the important issues in our blogs.  What could be more important to you at the moment than creating the perfect penis cake with our new inappropriate penis moulds?  Most of us are in lockdown so we may as well have some fun baking!!  Here are our favourite designs: 

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Unsure exactly what type of penis you would enjoy tasting?  Here is a beautiful selection.

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Ohhh HELLO

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Is it?

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the same dick for the rest of your life....  LUCKY YOU .... 

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Anyone else in need of a fun ladies night?

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Loving the detail on the button and belt... 

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I am loving the sunglasses on this dude.. and what a beautiful ball sack..

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Oh look a Christian Christmas inspired cock cake...

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Anyone have a 50th cumming up?

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That's your 10!  BUT I have a confession to make - once I stated researching cock cakes I couldn't stop!!  SO a bottle of wine later - here are a few more .....

It's been a while for this guy! 

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Cock cakes are better with people in them! 

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and last but not least here is a video of "A little girl filming while Larry gets showered with whipped cream from a squirting penis cake"  No word of a lie... that is the title to this video...

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Oh by the way - if you want to buy any of our cock gifts... here is the link..

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Chevelle Vaughan
Chevelle Vaughan

January 10, 2023

How can I get a cake made

Kentneeta Keith
Kentneeta Keith

December 14, 2021

How much is the flat penis with the money and chain?

Kentneeta Keith
Kentneeta Keith

November 01, 2021

How much is the flat penis cake with the money and chain?

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