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5 CommentsWe asked our Facebook family what the worst gift they have ever been given for Christmas was.
Here are our favourite answers:
1) Hubby got me a wood splitter..his birthday was a week later so I wrapped him up a packet of sanitary pads... (Elizabeth)
2) My aunt was given a frozen chicken for Christmas by her Mother in Law! ( Sue)
3) A pair of black and green stripped speedos that were too big ( Eric)
4) A used razor (WTF?) did it still have pubes in it? (Meghan)
5) A meat thermometer… I was vegan! (Danielle)
6) A bottle of coconut detox one year, and a hypnosis for weight loss dvd another. Both from my twin sister! ( Rebecca)
7) Mariah Carey CD ( Sam)
8) Vein away Cream (Ros)
9) Bath bombs….. I don’t have a bath!! (Trudie)
10) Box of $1 tissues from the MIL!! ( is she trying to send you a message? Jenny)
11) My ex husband for our first Christmas got me an iron and ironing board.....one of the many reasons he is my ex (Charlie)
12) Gave a friend $100 to take my children shopping for me at David Jones with a few hints of what to get. Call me ungrateful if you must, but I was unimpressed to receive a $99 toaster for my birthday then a $1 gift for Christmas which was so much more appealing ! (Jo)
13) A size 20 satin nightie when I was a size 10. I could’ve camped out in the tacky, sweaty thing. (Helen)
14) A USED pedicure set. Yes, used and put back in the box! (EWWW- Georgina)
15) Cask of Port when I was 29 weeks pregnant from my FIL (Kate)
16) Genital Herpes and ongoing depression. (nice gift!) (anonymous)
I'm sure you have lots more examples - let us know in comments ...
December 01, 2023
Hubby hand made 4 small wooden boxes: one for his mother, one for his sister, one for me and one for… his girlfriend. He is now ex-hubby.
December 01, 2023
Got a padded toilet seat one year from the inlaws, followed closely a set of bathroom mats from husband….whyyyyy
December 01, 2023
My 10 year old son was given adult women Geelong merchandise (singlet and shorts)
December 01, 2023
My son got a totem tennis pole with dirt and grass already on the part that goes in the ground …!!! Off his grandparents 😡
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Shandies, Sheila's, deadly animals by the barrel, and a flaming sense of humour, yeah, nah Aussies really are a pack of fucking legends! To get this long weekend off to a ripper start, enjoy our favourite memes on all things Ozzie!!
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Chris
December 21, 2023
My brother’s birthday and mine are the 29/12 and 31/12- so every year we have a competition as to who can give the other the crapest present. Some have been- scratched scratchies (all losing ones of course), a tin full it a years worth of toe nail clippings, a roll of toilet paper with Donald Trumps face on each sheet, a personalised made postage stamp with my face on it (only one and only to value of 45 cents), a 3 month old newspaper etc etc