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Unique gifts and ideas to celebrate Father's Day in 2023
Sorry to disappoint, but this isn’t a guide on the best tools to buy dad, but a guide on how not to be a tool to your dad this Father’s Day.
Despite their useless, hairy nipples, 45-minute toilet sessions and ability to sleep through the loudest setting on the baby monitor, dads really are awesome and should be celebrated!
Here are our top picks of things not to say or do on Father’s Day to ensure your dad enjoys his special day.
1. Don’t suggest a BBQ where he’ll be doing all the grillin’, unless you’ve gifted him an epic apron. If he has our Shits and Sizzles Apron, that would be perfect...and don't forget the stubby holder!
2. Don’t invite your latest boyfriend or girlfriend over and grope each other under the table the entire time.
3. Don’t tell your dad he’s going to be a grandfather if you’re under the age of 18 and not in any sort of relationship!
4. Don’t show your dad your latest tattoo, unless of course this is your thing, and your dad is fully aware that you see your skin as a canvas.
5. Don’t bring your dads best mate as a date to the Father’s Day lunch...awkward!
6. Don’t show your family your latest OnlyFans video at lunch.
7. Don’t bring your sugar daddy or mumma along, especially if they can’t execute stairs and your father has to help them around!
8. Don’t plan an epic day out and then leave your dad to pick up the bill.
9. Don’t get arrested and call your dad to be bailed out, unless it is a hilarious story and no one got hurt, or if you're Dad gets arrested with you, ah father child bonding at its finest.
We hope you have enjoyed our guide on what not to do this Father's Day! But don't forget there is one thing you should do... get your dad an awesome gift! And the best gift will always be the gift of laughter! Here are our suggestions to make dad smile.
Father's Day might just be another drain on your wallet, but children are the ultimate drain on their dad's wallet, so show some fucking gratitude and take some time out to celebrate your dad this Father's Day
Happy Father's Day everyone, have fun shopping the Father's Day range.
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