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Valentines Day Gift Ideas for Those Going Through a Divorce

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Valentines Day Gift Ideas for Those Going Through a Divorce

Recently divorced? Spending your first Valentine's Day solo? Well, the world's your angry, bitter oyster! Make February 14th a day that is all about celebrating relationships, not just the rosy ones, but the ones that ended in an absolute shit-show-dumpster fire! As we say at the Inappropriate Gift Co; it's better to have loved and lost than be stuck with a cunt forever!

We have compiled a list of our fav gift ideas for someone going through a divorce, current ABS stats suggest the divorce rate is 30%...here we were thinking it was way higher! So only 30% of people are selfish cunts
!

1. Dick for breakfast...and no doubt it will be far most delicious than the EX!

 Willy Egg Fryer Dicks for Breakfast

2. Peckermints - willy in small doses, and a delicious mint flavour! 

3. Have a fun girl's night at home, or with grandma. Let the games begin, with the hilarious party game, Cum Face! Watch the video here.. 

4. Inappropriate cake mold, why not make the not-to-be-bride a divorce cake!!! See our favourite Divorce Cakes here...

5. Penis pasta - Make sure you don't overcook - no one likes a limp penis.

Make sure you don't overcook - no one likes a limp penis.

6. Stress balls - it can be a stressful time! 

7. Life Saver Pocket - Novelty Vibrator (that actually works!)

 Treat yourself to a trip out of town, have a wild one-night stand, drink a bottle of champagne with a straw, or stay home and set fire to the ex's belongings while dancing in your underwear. Just remember, you don't need a partner to have an unforgettable Valentine's Day!

Happy V-Day to all the single ladies...all the single ladies...now put your hand up 🎤🎶!

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