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Valentines Day Gift Ideas for Middle-Aged Couples
Valentine's Day can feel a bit stale after you've been together for years, but it doesn't have to be boring. While the traditional flowers and chocolate are nice, why not lean into laughter and a bit of naughtiness with these fun gift ideas carefully curated by the team at The Inappropriate Gift Co.
These funny and thoughtful gift ideas are specially tailored for long-married couples, even if you both endured other long marriages before finding each other!
- Why not plan a romantic night at home with a dinner for two? Make it fun and set the table with these hilarious Sarcastic Portion Control Plates 🤣
- Nothing says romance like a candle. The Inappropriate Gift Co has a great selection of candles but the most perfect for Valentine's Day, is the Light Me When you want a blow job (wickless candle). Ladies this will also help test out your husband's ingenuity (or desperation!).
...sorry men, the birthday candle is not included 🤣
- We think this mug sums up married life pretty darn well, "Here We Go Again", whether it's another kid, another job, a new house, or whatever other challenge gets thrown your way, one thing is guaranteed, Here We Go Again, will become a mantra after a couple of decades of marriage!
- Make this Valentine's Day one to remember with some Willy eggs for breakfast!
- Fuck off spray!
- Along the Willy eggs, eat some dick theme...Penis Pasta
- Bring me beer socks...note these are unisex!
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Match the Cocks dominoes! I bet your husband would jump if you said you wanted to play a cock game on Valentine's Day!
- More Cock Shaped food! Want to get a willie in your mouth this Valentine's Day?
- A romantic bath perhaps? Try spice it up with a Beer Bath Bomb 😍
- Want to send a thoughtful and handmade gift but with a practical message to your better half this Valentine's Day?
Well, there you have it, The Inappropriate Gift Co's thoughtfully curated gift ideas to spice up those long-term marriage sentences you've been enduring all these years.
We recommend keeping it simple, don't overthink it - the perfect gift is something that shows how well you know your long-time spouse. Get creative with funny gifts to make it a Valentine's Day they'll never forget. Remember laughter really is the greatest gift of all, unless your date is laughing at your performance in the bedroom.... that's just awkward!
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