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What dad really wants for Fathers day.

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What dad really wants for Fathers day.

This blog was written by Ben from the inappropriate dads facebook group.   I asked him what dads really want on Fathers day and this was his reply...


Fathers Day can often be more disappointing or disconcerting than a 3am strip show in Bangkok. We always go into it with high expectations but when it comes time to view the goodies....we often find a penis where we hoped for a vagina".
Being serious though, dads are simple creatures, we don’t wish for fresh underpants and socks with pictures on them, we just want to be woken up with a blow job and to have a day where we strut around the house drinking beer and not having to clean anything.
If a gift is on your mind then get us something we can a fleshlight or a chainsaw....or an eagle or a chainsaw wielding eagle with a fleshlight attachment.
We love tools and golf stuff and bbq related things and anything with boobs on it.
Fathers Day is about us feeling like King Dad for a day so for the love of God....give us a blowjob and open our beer.   
Ben Drougas - Inappropriate Dads Facebook Group. 
If you are a dad and like  very inappropriate humour - you may want to join this closed FB group (no females or joint accounts allowed).
Don't worry though the inappropriate mums have their own closed facebook group... (no men allowed), if you don't get offended easily, you can apply to join here. 
If you do want some ideas for Fathers day because you can't be bothered to buy some beer and give a blowjob.... here are our top picks, and yes we do sell all of them! 
His very own stubby holder: 
i'm a dad i drink and know things
 A new notebook 
diy jobs
A new mug 
dad husband legend
His very own soap for the shower...
wash your nuts soap
A new pen for the office? 
meeting is shit
We all know he really is the fucker in charge... 
fucker in charge fun mug fathers day gift
fucker in charge stylish pen
What about an Apron for the BBQ cooking?
cunt can cook
The only socks he needs.. 
inappropriate beer socks
A game to play with his mates ... 
Get on the piss with cooked Aussies... 

The funny rude card game all Aussies will love.  If you liked cards against humanity you will love this.

The fully sickest Australian card game for you and your mates to play during an arvo barbie while having a cold one.

cooked aussies
cooked aussies
A big cup of fuckoffee
a big cup of fuckoffee

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