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What dad really wants for Fathers day.
This blog was written by Ben from the inappropriate dads facebook group. I asked him what dads really want on Fathers day and this was his reply...
Father's Day can often be more disappointing or disconcerting than a 3am strip show in Bangkok. We always go into it with high expectations but when it comes time to view the goodies....we often find a penis where we hoped for a vagina".
Being serious though, dads are simple creatures, we don’t wish for fresh underpants and socks with pictures on them, we just want to be woken up with a blow job and to have a day where we strut around the house drinking beer and not having to clean anything.
If a gift is on your mind then get us something we can use...like a Fleshlight or a chainsaw....or an eagle or a chainsaw-wielding eagle with a Fleshlight attachment.
We love tools and golf stuff and bbq related things and anything with boobs on it.
Fathers Day is about us feeling like King Dad for a day so for the love of God....give us a blowjob and open our beer.
Ben Drougas - Inappropriate Dads Facebook Group.
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If you do want some ideas for Fathers day because you can't be bothered to buy some beer and give a blowjob.... here are our top picks, and yes we do sell all of them!
His very own stubby holder:
A new notebook
A new mug
His very own soap for the shower...
A new pen for the office?
We all know he really is the fucker in charge...
What about an Apron for the BBQ cooking?
The only socks he needs..
A game he can play with his mates.... THE RUDEST TRIVIA GAME EVER..
Wish I didn't know that..
If you have left his gift to the last minute.. don't worry, we've got you! Download our fun wine labels. Print them and stick them to his favourite red.
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