What dad really wants for Fathers day.

Being serious though, dads are simple creatures, we don’t wish for fresh underpants and socks with pictures on them, we just want to be woken up with a blow job and to have a day where we strut around the house drinking beer and not having to clean anything.

If a gift is on your mind then get us something we can use...like a fleshlight or a chainsaw....or an eagle or a chainsaw wielding eagle with a fleshlight attachment.

We love tools and golf stuff and bbq related things and anything with boobs on it.

Fathers Day is about us feeling like King Dad for a day so for the love of God....give us a blowjob and open our beer.   

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Don't worry though the inappropriate mums have their own closed facebook group... (no men allowed), if you don't get offended easily, you can apply to join here. 

If you do want some ideas for Fathers day because you can't be bothered to buy some beer and give a blowjob.... here are our top picks, and yes we do sell all of them! 

His very own stubby holder: 

 A new notebook 

A new mug 

A new pint glass... 

If he is a red wine drinker, buy him a new red wine glass...  it holds a full bottle of red in one glass, no need to get up from his chair! 

A new tie for the office? 

His very own soap for the shower...

A new pen for the office? 

What about an Apron for the BBQ cooking?

The only socks he needs.. 

A game to play with his mates ... 

Get on the piss with cooked Aussies... 

A joke book unlike no other...  soo offensive Amazon won't sell it!  

A big cup of fuckoffee