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Thanks to Doug and Libbi who both submitted this winning design for our Irish inspired St Patrick's Day mug. A gift is on its way - honest!
Also a thank you to Naomi Simson for her support of our cheeky business and Naomi mug.
We will be featuring different names/slogans for the Mug of
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.
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Each week we will bring you our recommendations of what may make you smile.
Book of the week: The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck - Mark Manson. I absolutely loved this book. I did contact Mark as I really wanted to sell it and he was so nice. At this stage I can't offer the same discounts the big guys do so you can get it cheaper direct from Amazon Here "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap in the face for a generation spoiled by being rewarded with gold medals just for showing up.
Food of the week: Watch out for this chain Frangos , best chicken and fries I've ever had, yes I realise they are only based in Sydney at the mo. They have a line outside the door everytime I go there - If you get a chance to visit them do.
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Valentine’s Day is here, and whether you’re celebrating with a partner, a friend, or just treating yourself, it’s the perfect time to give a gift that brings more than just a smile, it brings a side-splitting laugh!
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I have done the hard but extremely enjoyable work for you and trawled the internet for the best Trump memes. Whenever I post anything on TRUMP, I always end up getting lots of comments from Trump supporters. I actually think the media do give him a hard time but he makes it soo fucking easy! He is going to go down in history as the most made fun of president, the memes, the tweets, it is comedy gold. Update, it is now January 2025 and we have soo many new memes to add - watch this space! 2025 Trump MEMES
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Shandies, Sheila's, deadly animals by the barrel, and a flaming sense of humour, yeah, nah Aussies really are a pack of fucking legends! To get this long weekend off to a ripper start, enjoy our favourite memes on all things Ozzie!!