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WTF Wednesday #33

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WTF Wednesday #33

Thanks to Doug and Libbi who both submitted this winning design for our Irish inspired St Patrick's Day mug.   A gift is on its way - honest! 

Also a thank you to Naomi Simson for her support of our cheeky business and Naomi mug. 

We will be featuring different names/slogans for the Mug of

 Naomi Simson Mug

 

Joke Du Jour

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted. 

What's New Pussycat

  • We want to design a mug for our LGTBQIcustomers-  so we can celebrate Mardi Gras, if you have any ideas for funny inappropriate slogans or you like the idea above - let us know at info@theinappropriategiftco.com. We will be working with a very cool celeb on this range ....more details to come.
  • The Sydney Gift Fair was fun -  we found some gems. I cannot tell you how excited we are to be able to offer you INAPPROPRIATE GNOMES! and some very interesting new inappropriate games.. 
  • ​To make room for these new products we are clearing out stock so make sure you check out BUDGET BEN'S BARGAIN BASEMENT - all stock must go! 
  • We are currently seeking approval from Channel 9 for a MAFS range - we are hopeful to bring you some corkers.   Please be patient as a small business we want to make sure we do the right thing legally. 

Our new Teachers Range in collab with Christian Hull is now available... Check it out

Teacher Range

Christian Hull being a teacher

Check out the video HERE

What will make you smile

Each week we will bring you our recommendations of what may make you smile.

Book of the week: The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck - Mark Manson. I absolutely loved this book.   I did contact Mark as I really wanted to sell it and he was so nice. At this stage I can't offer the same discounts the big guys do so you can get it cheaper direct from Amazon Here "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap in the face for a generation spoiled by being rewarded with gold medals just for showing up.

Food of the week: Watch out for this chain Frangos , best chicken and fries I've ever had, yes I realise they are only based in Sydney at the mo. They have a line outside the door everytime I go there - If you get a chance to visit them do.

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