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Thanks to Doug and Libbi who both submitted this winning design for our Irish inspired St Patrick's Day mug. A gift is on its way - honest!
Also a thank you to Naomi Simson for her support of our cheeky business and Naomi mug.
We will be featuring different names/slogans for the Mug of
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.
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Each week we will bring you our recommendations of what may make you smile.
Book of the week: The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck - Mark Manson. I absolutely loved this book. I did contact Mark as I really wanted to sell it and he was so nice. At this stage I can't offer the same discounts the big guys do so you can get it cheaper direct from Amazon Here "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap in the face for a generation spoiled by being rewarded with gold medals just for showing up.
Food of the week: Watch out for this chain Frangos , best chicken and fries I've ever had, yes I realise they are only based in Sydney at the mo. They have a line outside the door everytime I go there - If you get a chance to visit them do.
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Gifts we are not allowed to advertise on Facebook
No need to read any further if you get offended easily!
Once upon a time before people got offended by everything, there lived a successful inappropriate gift shop. The gift shop was a safe and fun store where people with an inappropriate sense of humour could find gifts for their friends and loved ones who also had a rude, edgy, sarcastic and quirky sense of humour.
Many of our customers found us through our Facebook page. Then came along the big bad wolf Zuckerburg (misspelt on purpose IYKYK) and his community standards and they threatened to blow the store down. The Inappropriate Gift Co pleaded with them... "Please this is our livelihood, we left corporate jobs with good money to sell this funny shit, please don't ban us and take away our fun and our ability to pay our mortgage"
The Facebook gods looked down upon us with pity and said:
"Alrighty then as long as you only post gifts and memes that meet our standards and we will not be showing your page or your shop to anyone new"
The Gift Co was relieved that it could still exist until it realised that a good 90% of its gifts and memes may not meet community standards...and by not being shown to any new inappropriate peeps it is difficult to grow, especially when we cannot advertise our best sellers.
If you have read this far... THANK YOU. Here are our best sellers that we are not allowed to advertise: