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WTF Wednesday #37

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WTF Wednesday #37

This week's mug belongs to Deb, Because we all know a Deb!  Let us know what other names you want to see.  We will feature a new name each week, it will be available on pre-order for a limited time only. All our mugs usually arrive within 1-2 weeks (although we do say 3-4 weeks on our website as we would rather underpromise and overdeliver). 

let us know what other names you want to see.

Joke Du Jour

Whoever just stole my shoes while I was on the bouncy castle - I wish you would just f#cking grow up. 

I am so sick and tired of my friends who cannot handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me upstairs to bed.  

My 9 year old just talked back to me. While he is at school I'm logging in to Minecraft and destroying his f#cking village. 

Shoot for the moon, if you miss, here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is 3,475km and you could not have f#cked this up more.  

Have you ever wondered why the grass is greener on the other side? It is because you are not over there f#cking it up. 

Bumped into a cross eyed guy the other day. He says "you need to look where you're going" so I said "you need to go where you're looking"

What's New Pussycat

The reason we are going nuts and having a clearance sale is that we have so many new products coming.... our inappropriate world  it is blooming and we love supporting inappropriate people with inappropriate products. 


You may have heard of Shad Wicka? he is the radio host that got sacked from his job because he had a University of Northern Territory mug. you can read more here.  He was holding it when meeting the prime minister #SCOMO

Well he has found an even better job and we are sponsoring his podcast.  Show him your inappropriate support by subscribing to listen if you are interested X   

Just Another Mug with a Podcast

"Comedian and Radio Host Shad Wicka was sacked after embarrassing the Australian Prime Minister with a rude mug. So now he is tackling the podcast world giving you slices of comedy, news and other musings along with some of his funny mates. Unfiltered and uncensoured, each episode you'll hear Shad ramble as he takes on politics, sport, pop culture and other stuff. No sooks, if you don't like it don't listen." LINK:

Scott Morrison

Rock Star Mum

If we have any MAFS (Married At First Sight) fans reading this, you will know who the above chica is.   She is my friend Fiona AKA Rockstar Mums Drink Champagne and she does the most hysterical reviews of the MAFS episodes.   In fact I have stopped watching the cringeworthy show and I now just get my fix by reading her reviews -  they are soo bloody accurate and funny.  Check out her latest review on episode 35 here.

Over a few wines (well I was drinking Sauv Blanc she had Grey Goose).  We decided to bring out a Rockstar Mum and Dad range of products.  

We kick off with who is Rock STAR DAD?  and who is ROCK STAR MUM? and cards for the fabulous.

Rock Star Dad

This is Rock Star Dad.
Rock Star Dad loves his beer and sometimes thinks he can still drink like he’s in his 20’s.
Rock Star Dad thinks Rock Star Mum is a bit psycho at times but loves her and always tries to s#ag her.
Rock Star Dad loves his kids and adores spending time with them.
Rock Star Dad loves sport and sometimes forgets he’s not an actual commentator.
Rock Star Dad never thinks the house is a mess but will do his bit just to keep his testicles attached .
Rock Star Dad likes to add an “O” or a “Y” to his friend’s names like “Jacko” or “Smithy”. If he’s feeling really creative they can just be rhyming names like “Killer” instead of “Miller”.
Rock Star Dad is cool as f#ck as he’s always given less f#cks than even Rock Star Mum.
Rock Star Dad doesn’t care about keeping up with the Jones'...he thinks they’re all a bunch of douche-canoes anyway.
Rock Star Dad hates shopping but will spend hours in BCF.
Rock Star Dad chooses his mates wisely and is very loyal.
Rock Star Dad says “I’m not watching this c#rap” whenever Rock Star Mum watches reality TV.
Be like Rock Star Dad.
Or not.
Because Rock Star Dad loves life too much to care what others are doing anyway.

Rock Star Mum

This is Rock Star Mum.
Rock Star Mum loves her kids but admits they sometimes give her the s#hits.
Rock Star Mum loves coffee, champagne and wants to take Grey Goose Vodka as her second lover.
Rock Star Mum loves tracky-dacks, loose ponytails and crap reality TV
Rock Star Mum loves singing 80's and 90's music REALLY loudly.
Rock Star Mum adores her Husband but sometimes wants to punch him in the b#lls.
Rock Star Mum thinks judgey Mums are a#seholes.
Rock Star Mum is not very nice to judgey Mums
Rock Star Mum chooses her mum friends wisely as she thinks very poorly of wasting time on T#atwaffles.
Rock Star Mum loves to drop the F-Bomb and tries really REALLY hard not to say it all the time
Rock Star Mum hates walking behind slow shoppers while doing the groceries.
Be like Rock Star Mum.
Or Not
It's really your call.
Because the older Rock Star Mum gets, the less f#cks she gives.

We are Marie Kondoing our store and warehouse and getting rid of all last season's stock at ridiculous clearance prices.   Budget Ben is having a heart attack at the value I am wiping off our store inventory balance sheet.  F#ck him.......    We will only have one sale each year and it will be the last week of March - this allows us to stock up on new products for the rest of the year,   Only a couple of days left - so get in and stock up while prices are this cheap.

What will make you smile

Just found this gem of a you tube video from 2011 featuring all my favourite comedians and George Michael -  one of the very first car pool Karokes with James Cordon Saves the Day - Comic Relief ...  a must watch  

George Michael

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