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WTF Wednesday #36

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WTF Wednesday #36

Feedback from some of our lovely customers has been that they love the swearing but can't actually take it into work, so our mug of the week this Monday is one with absolutely no swear words! 

We are still working on an inappropriate range for EA's/ PA's.   We have done Nurses, Teachers and HR, let us know if you work in a profession you would like featured along with any slogans your crew would find funny.  If we feature your idea, we will send you that product to say thanks.

Joke Du Jour

Joe has always wanted to buy a Harley Davidson. One day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. 

The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition.

He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain, and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. 

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.  Naturally, they take the bike there.

Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to  tell you something about my family.

'When we eat dinner, we don't talk.

In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.

Joe is shocked.Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

He leans over and kisses Sandra.

No one says a word.

He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word.

So he stands up, undresses her slowly and makes love to her right, there in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mum. She's got a great body too.

Joe grabs mum, undresses her slowly and then makes passionate love to her right there on the dinner table.

She has a big orgasm, & Joe sits down.

His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, & mum is beaming from ear to ear. But still ... . Total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.

Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father shouts. I'll do the f*ckin’ dishes!!

What's New Pussycat

We are soo excited to bring you Tommy Little's latest edition of Inappropriate mugs - the Gangster range. These awesome cheeky glass travel mugs are a perfect gift for that person who just doesn't give a f*ck! There is nothing more "Gangster" than saving the environment while sipping on your espresso.

I must admit I have a big crush on Tommy (don't tell Budget Ben, but Tommy confided in me that if I manage to sell lots of his mugs - he MAY slip me the tongue... Can you help a girl out and spend big??)

 Tommy Little

 Tea Time Motherfuckers

You will see my kitchen and dog in the above pic.    My dog wants fame  (well actually I want fame for my dog - same thing).

Introducing Jade our 18 month Dobermann.  She now has her own Insta page@inappropriatedog  (please follow her and us) @inappropriategift

 If you have any photos of your inappropriate dogs please send them through to Jade's insta account.

Inappropriate dog

Well you asked - so here they are! Inappropriate Gnomes.   We have these two cheeky fellas arriving in a couple of weeks.   They are now available for pre-order. 

Get F*cked Gnome

Gives unwanted visitors the finger so we don't have too! He's soo cute in an ugly grumpy way...  a bit like hubby.

Inappropriate Gnome

A home isn't a home without an inappropriate gnome hiding out in the bushes.   Our Gnome is very excited to see you!  (unlike hubby), he is approximately 9 inches (unlike hubby) and he is very tough (unlike hubby). 

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