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WTF Wednesday #39
This week's mug - the fuckening always happens.
So far we have created unique mugs for Deb, Emma, Mel and Naomi - let us know what other names you want to see! We will be launching Lisa tomorrow - you can pre-order here
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My hubby walked into the room and said, "why haven't you taken off your work jacket and shoes?" "Because I didn't feel like it" I replied.
"Hang on, how much have you had to drink" he said. "What's with all the f#cking questions" I snapped "why can't you just leave me have my bath in peace"
We wouldn't be the inappropriate gift co if we didn't make some Yo Mama jokes for Mothers day!
- Yo Mama’s so poor…Nigerian princes wire her money.
- Yo Mama's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- Yo Mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
- Yo Mama's so fat ... she was overthrown by a small militia group and now she is known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
- Yo Mama's so short.. you can see her feet on her drivers Licence.
- Yo Mama's so fat ... I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of petrol.
- Yo Mama's cooking is so nasty...the flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.
- Yo Mama's so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Now you can treat your mum to a sweary grandma mug to go with your sweary mum mug!
We spend our time searching the internet for you for things that will make you laugh - you're welcome!
Luke Heggie - Melb Comedy Festival.
The Top funniest Auditions on Britains Got Talent 2016
There are some real characters in this you tube clip. It does go on for a little while so you will need to keep pressing skip on the ads but the performers made me laugh! We particularly like Saulo - Act 3!
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