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WTF Wednesday #39

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WTF Wednesday #39

 The Fuckening

This week's mug - the fuckening always happens. 

So far we have created unique mugs for Deb, Emma, Mel and Naomi - let us know what other names you want to see!  We will be launching Lisa tomorrow - you can pre-order here 

info@theinappropriategiftco.com

Lisa Mug

Joke Du Jour

My hubby walked into the room and said, "why haven't you taken off your work jacket and shoes?"  "Because I didn't feel like it" I replied.

"Hang on, how much have you had to drink" he said.   "What's with all the f#cking questions" I snapped "why can't you just leave me have my bath in peace"

We wouldn't be the inappropriate gift co if we didn't make some Yo Mama jokes for Mothers day!    

  • Yo Mama’s so poor…Nigerian princes wire her money.
  • Yo Mama's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Yo Mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
  • Yo Mama's so fat ... she was overthrown by a small militia group and now she is known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
  • Yo Mama's so short.. you can see her feet on her drivers Licence.
  • Yo Mama's so fat ... I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of petrol. 
  • Yo Mama's cooking is so nasty...the flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.
  • Yo Mama's so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

What's New Pussycat

Sweary Mum

Now you can treat your mum to a sweary grandma mug to go with your sweary mum mug!

What will make you smile

We spend our time searching the internet for you for things that will make you laugh - you're welcome! 

Luke Heggie - Melb Comedy Festival. 

The Top funniest Auditions on Britains Got Talent 2016

There are some real characters in this you tube clip.   It does go on for a little while so you will need to keep pressing skip on the ads but the performers made me laugh!  We particularly like Saulo - Act 3!

 

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