Your Cart is Empty
WTF Wednesday #40
So far we have created unique mugs for Lisa, Deb, Emma, Mel and Naomi - let us know what other names you want to see! We will be launching Christian tomorrow -you can pre-order here
Our Christian mug is in honour of a lovely man called Christian Hull who is a close friend of ours.
info@theinappropriategiftco.com
Welcome to our 40th edition of our WTF newsletter (you can access all of our newsletters by visiting our blog site here)
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men.
So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started walking home and began to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?"
The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch. When I nibbled on her breast..... she farted and flew out the window!"
In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged man were sitting. The girl looks like she's having some discomfort so her boyfriend asks her, "What's wrong honey?"
She replies, "My head hurts."
Her boyfriend kisses her forehead, and asks her, "Is it better now?"
"Yes," she says.
Then he asks, "Does it hurt somewhere else?"
"Here," she replies, pointing to her lips. So the boyfriend kisses he lips.
"Is it better now?"
"Much better."
"Anywhere else?"
She replies by pointing to her neck. So the boyfriend kisses her neck.
Annoyed at the pitiful public display, the elderly man asks the young man, "Excuse me pal, do you do hemorrhoids?"
Our mothers day cards have arrived!
This is how we roll as a family during the Easter holidays. Treat your family to some new socks!
You know we love Ricky ... this is class.
Leave a comment
Comments will be approved before showing up.
Also in Making Life Fun Again
Fun Gift Ideas for Mum's Who Are Impossible to Shop For (But You Love Them Anyway)
We all know mums can be impossible to shop for—they need so little to be content. As long as the kids are fed and the laundry room doesn’t resemble the David Jones women’s section after a Boxing Day sale, they’re happy. Need some inspiration? Check out our latest blog full of funny Mother’s Day gifts and tips to make her day special!
Easter Fun for Adult Kids - An Inappropriate Guide to Keeping the Festivities Alive
Just because your kids are all grown up doesn’t mean Easter has to be all about polite lunches and responsible behaviour. If you’re looking to add some fun and keep the kids coming home for Easter, here are some entertaining ideas to keep the "big kids" loving every minute of Easter with the family!
The Best April Fools Day Pranks
The clock is ticking and there isn't much time left to plan April Fools pranks! If you haven't got anything up your sleeves, here are some last-minute suggestions that require very little effort or planning!