April 17, 2019 2 min read

Christian

So far we have created unique mugs for Lisa, Deb, Emma, Mel and Naomi - let us know what other names you want to see!  We will be launching Christian tomorrow -you can pre-order here 

Our Christian mug is in honour of a lovely man called Christian Hull who is a close friend of ours.

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Joke Du Jour

Welcome to our 40th edition of our WTF newsletter  (you can access all of our newsletters by visiting our blog site here)

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men.

So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started walking home and began to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?"
The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch. When I nibbled on her breast..... she farted and flew out the window!"

In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged man were sitting. The girl looks like she's having some discomfort so her boyfriend asks her, "What's wrong honey?"
She replies, "My head hurts."
Her boyfriend kisses her forehead, and asks her, "Is it better now?"
"Yes," she says.
Then he asks, "Does it hurt somewhere else?"
"Here," she replies, pointing to her lips. So the boyfriend kisses he lips.
"Is it better now?"
"Much better."
"Anywhere else?"
She replies by pointing to her neck. So the boyfriend kisses her neck.
Annoyed at the pitiful public display, the elderly man asks the young man, "Excuse me pal, do you do hemorrhoids?"

What's New Pussycat

Our mothers day cards have arrived!

This is how we roll as a family during the Easter holidays.  Treat your family to some new socks!

Inappropriate Socks

What Will Make You Smile

Ricky Gervais

You know we love Ricky ... this is class.

67th Golden Globe Awards.


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