April 24, 2019 3 min read

Cheers for shagging dad

Our mothers day cards have now arrived in our warehouse.

This week we are focusing on the legend that is Mum.

We do have some close friends that have lost their mum, so this time of year is especially hard for them.  We would just like to acknowledge a wonderful organisation that we support called Motherless Daughters Australia.

Their vision is to support women who are facing, or have already faced life's milestones without the support of their mum.  

Our Mission is to "make life fun again" and mums are an integral part of that.   To all our mums living and passed - we thank you for making us the bloody awesome humans we are!  

We bring to you our cheeky selection of Mothers day gifts.

Being a mother

Joke Du Jour

Daughter: Mum, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mum: I don’t know dear, you’d have to ask Grandma.

A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day but the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, her husband asked what was wrong.“Nothing,” said the woman. Not believing her, he asked again. “No seriously, what’s wrong?” Finally she said, “Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’s Day, you don’t even tell me so much as ‘Thank you.'”“Why should I?” he said. “Not once in 15 years have I had a Father’s Day gift.”“Yes,” she said, “but I’m their real mother.”

I bet Mothers Day gets really awkward and confusing on Game of Thrones.

A little girl asked her mum, “How did the human race appear?” Mum answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made”

Two days later the girl asked her Dad the same question. Dad answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”

The confused girl returned to her mum and said, “Mum, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?” The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his!”  

Did you hear about the mum that sat down for five minutes to relax? No nor did I. 

"Did you get the job? "I don't know yet" "when will they tell you?  

Interviewer: "Keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"

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What's New Pussycat

Angie Kent

We are so excited to be working with Angie Kent on her signature range of mugs as part of our celebrity range. 

Angie was our favourite Gogglebox star with her hilarious commentary next to Yvie Jones.  Angie also appreared in this years season of Channel Ten's - I'm a celebrity get me out of here and was so close to winning that jungle crown.

Angie is now the new Bacherlorette.  We can't wait to see if she finds love.  In the meantime Angie's mugs are now available for pre order here.   50% of all profits from the sale of her mugs will be donated to her favourite charity: Paws and Recover 

What will make you smile

Budget Ben and I have just returned home from an Easter Camping trip with the family.  It was fun - NOT.   Check out my latest Blog on 15 reasons why you shouldn't go camping with the family at Easter 


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