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WTF Wednesday #42

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WTF Wednesday #42

Tom Hardy Mug

When we released our Jason Momoa mug, we had many Tom Hardy fans pleading with us to create a mug for them, hence our mug of the week this week!  Are there any other heart throbs you feel like doing? Let us know! 

Also we are ready to release another name...   will it be Karen, Susan, Jenny, Sarah or Michelle?   Let us know if you have a preference for any of these names. 

We are also looking for slogans from any Game of Thrones fans, we want to feature a funny range of GOT slogans. Please email us with any suggestions: info@theinappropriategiftco.com

We thank you all for your support on our Facebook page following our recent bans.  Any comments you make on our page helps with our engagement levels and in turn makes us more likely to get shared and less likely perhaps to get deleted!

I have just received another ban for a week. I expect I am living on borrowed time on Facebook  - I won't rant here as this email is supposed to bring joy and laughter to you.. All I will say is that FB are bloody sensitive buggers - can't believe they wouldn't let me share this photo of Chris Hemsworth.

All I said was "Let's discuss Thor's hammer?

Thors Hammer

Joke Du Jour

The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”

“Yes, I know,” said the lady, “I need both hands to hold onto this hat.” “But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”

What's New Pussycat

Australia's most inappropriate hr manager

Meet the world's MOST INAPPROPRIATE HR MANAGER  - ME!!   I had so much fun filming this episode.    Yahoo Finance contacted me to see if I would share my inappropriate story -  

It's a 30 minute episode so grab yourself a coffee or wine and tune in here

What will make you smile

1) Only in New Zealand:  Jockey loses his pants.  Riding a horse called Modesty..   Wardrobe malfunction... lol.  

2) Don't forget to get out into your gardens this weekend. See below: 

Naked Gardener

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