Who would your hall pass be? What other sexy bods to you want to see on our mugs? Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hardy, George Clooney, the guy from Suits? Let us know - we will make it happen! Email Sophie at email@example.com
We love working with our friends at Love Layla, check out this cheeky drinking game to play next time the girls come round!
DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer boobs, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "P#ss off, ya fookin' little C#nts, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?"
WE NEED YOUR HELP! What Xmas gifts would you like to see in our store? Apart from our usual range we will be interested to see what funny sh#T our customers come up with.. after all you are the reason we exist! Please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org if you have any funny ideas of photos of funny gifts.
We know how challenging it can be to bring a smile to the dial of a Scorpio friend! Put your feet up and relax, because we have your birthday gift shopping sorted with our top inappropriate gifts to buy for a Scorpio!