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Inappropriate Christmas Cocktails... Naughty but nice

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Tis the season to be tipsy...fa la la la la la la la. Christmas in July is a perfect time to get your besties together and have a laugh. No fun story ever started with someone eating a salad, so you are going to need some naughty (but nice) alcoholic beverages.

We have compiled an inappropriate cocktail menu for you....

Number 1 Santas Panties

These layered shots will be the signature drink of your inappropriate xmas in July party!

1 oz (30mls) Grenadine
1/4 oz (7.5mls ) Kahlua
1/2 oz (15mls) Rumchata

RumChata is a cream liqueur with Caribbean rum, cream, sugar, cinnamon and vanilla. (it can be difficult to buy in Australia, so you can use Baileys Irish Cream and then use squirty cream on top to make it white)

(image and recipe from Seductioninthekitchen.com)

Number 2 Reindeer Poo Martini

A fun take on the espresso martini... (much sweeter and more indulgent)

2 oz (60mls) Chocolate Vodka
1 oz (30mls) Hazelnut Liqueur
1/2 oz (15mls) Crème de Cacao
Splash of Cream
2 Chocolate cookie wafers

(Image and recipe from singlemindedwomen.com)

Rim a martini glass with crushed up chocolate cookie crumbs and set aside. Shake chocolate vodka, hazelnut liqueur, Crème de Cacao and cream over ice and pour into the martini glass. Dust top with more chocolate cookie crumbs.

Number 3 Sex In the Snow

A sexy and yuletide twist on our favourite summer cocktail sex on the beach

3 ounces frozen lemon sorbet
2 ounces Prosecco
1/2 ounces vodka
Mint leaves for garnish

(image and recipe from thewimpyvegetarian.com)

Best to make these as a batch (so multiply the ingredient quantities by the number of champagne flutes you want to make)

Scoop the sorbet into a large metal bowl. Add one-half of the Prosecco and whisk it around until you have a smooth icy mixture.
Whisk in the vodka and remaining Prosecco. The cocktail should be very slushy.
Pour into champagne flutes or other pretty glasses. Garnish with fresh mint and a few blueberries. Or, pour into jars and place them in the freezer until ready to serve.

Number 4 Cock Sucking Santa

Santa has replaced the cowboy!

cocksucking cowboy

(Image from madelineonthemap)

You only need two ingredients:

20 mls butterscotch schnapps,
10 mls Irish cream.

Pour the butterscotch schnapps into the shot glass. Carefully add the Bailey's, letting it float on top, and serve.

Number 5 Pornstar Martini

Introducing the FAMOUS Pornstar Martini cocktail recipe! As raunchy as you will be after you've had a few..

pornstar martini inappropriate cocktails

(recipe and photo from bakeplaysmile.com)

Ingredients (makes 2 cocktails)

90 ml vanilla vodka
30 ml passionfruit liqueur (such as Passoa)
60 ml passionfruit puree (from tinned or fresh passionfruit)
30 ml fresh lime juice
30 ml vanilla simple syrup

Place all of the ingredients (except for the prosecco and fresh passionfruit) into a cocktail shaker and shake for 30 secs.

Strain the passionfruit martini into two martini glasses. Float a halved fresh passionfruit (cut side up) in each of the martini glasses. Either drink the prosecco shot before sipping the pornstar martini or pour the prosecco into the glass to enjoy together.

Number 6 Wet Pussy

(image and recipe from joyenergizer.com)

Makes 2

30 mls Vodka
30 mls Gin
30 mls Coconut Rum
30 mls Peach Schnapps
Splash Pineapple Juice
Splash Cranberry Juice

Get a shaking glass with ice, combine the vodka, gin, coconut rum, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, and not forgetting the cranberry juice.
Shake well.
Strain the mix into a shot glass.

Number 7 - Naughty Grinch

(image and recipe from joyenergizer.com)

1 oz. Kahlúa liqueur
1 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
1 oz. Green Creme de Mènthe
Mint for garnish (optional)

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add all the ingredients and shake well. Pour the mixture into a glass over ice. Garnish with a few small mint leaves.

Number 8 Jingle my snowballs

(image and recipe from bbcgoodfood.com)

10-15ml lime juice or cordial (optional)
50ml advocaat
50ml sparkling lemonade
ice, to serve & 1 maraschino cherry

Fill a glass with ice and if using, add up to 15ml of lime juice or lime cordial (or to your taste). Pour the advocaat and lemonade over the ice and stir gently until the outside of the glass feels cold top with a cherry.

Make sure you check out our fun blog on why you should throw a Christmas in July party and our fun menu ideas...

Also don't forget to get a fun gift! we have you covered with our hysterical range of inappropriate Christmas gifts

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