Inappropriate Christmas Cocktails... Naughty but nice

Tis the season to be tipsy...fa la la la la la la la.  Christmas in July is a perfect time to get your besties together and have a laugh.  No fun story ever started with someone eating a salad, so you are going to need some naughty (but nice) alcoholic beverages. 

We have compiled an inappropriate cocktail menu for you.... 

Number 1 Santas Panties 

These layered shots will be the signature drink of your inappropriate xmas in July party!  

• 1 oz (30mls)  Grenadine
• 1/4 oz (7.5mls ) Kahlua
• 1/2 oz  (15mls) Rumchata

RumChata is a cream liqueur with Caribbean rum, cream, sugar, cinnamon and vanilla.  (it can be difficult to buy in Australia, so you can use Baileys Irish Cream and then use squirty cream on top to make it white) 

(image and recipe from Seductioninthekitchen.com)

Number 2 Reindeer Poo Martini 

A fun take on the espresso martini... (much sweeter and more indulgent) 

• 2 oz (60mls) Chocolate Vodka
• 1 oz  (30mls) Hazelnut Liqueur
• 1/2 oz  (15mls) Crème de Cacao
• Splash of Cream
• 2 Chocolate cookie wafers

(Image and recipe from singlemindedwomen.com)

Rim a martini glass with crushed up chocolate cookie crumbs and set aside. Shake chocolate vodka, hazelnut liqueur, Crème de Cacao and cream over ice and pour into the martini glass. Dust top with more chocolate cookie crumbs.

Number 3 Sex In the Snow

A sexy and yuletide twist on our favourite summer cocktail sex on the beach

• 3 ounces frozen lemon sorbet
• 2 ounces Prosecco
• 1/2 ounces vodka
• Mint leaves for garnish

(image and recipe from thewimpyvegetarian.com)

Best to make these as a batch (so multiply the ingredient quantities by the number of champagne flutes you want to make) 

• Scoop the sorbet into a large metal bowl. Add one-half of the Prosecco and whisk it around until you have a smooth icy mixture.
• Whisk in the vodka and remaining Prosecco. The cocktail should be very slushy.
• Pour into champagne flutes or other pretty glasses. Garnish with fresh mint and a few blueberries. Or, pour into jars and place them in the freezer until ready to serve.

Number 4 Cock Sucking Santa 

Santa has replaced the cowboy! 

(Image from madelineonthemap)

You only need two ingredients:

• 20 mls butterscotch schnapps, 
• 10 mls  Irish cream.

Pour the butterscotch schnapps into the shot glass. Carefully add the Bailey's, letting it float on top, and serve.

Number 5 Pornstar Martini 

1. Get a shaking glass with ice, combine the vodka, gin, coconut rum, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, and not forgetting the cranberry juice.
2. Shake well.
3. Strain the mix into a shot glass.

Number 7 - Naughty Grinch 

(image and recipe from joyenergizer.com)

• 1 oz. Kahlúa liqueur
• 1 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
• 1 oz. Green Creme de Mènthe
• Mint for garnish (optional)

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add all the ingredients and shake well. Pour the mixture into a glass over ice. Garnish with a few small mint leaves.

Number 8 Jingle my snowballs 

(image and recipe from bbcgoodfood.com)