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Why host a Christmas in July Party and how to make it fun!

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Why host a christmas in July Party

Why? Because it is all the fun without the judgement if you get shitfaced and start dancing on the table like one of Santa’s elves after the last present is delivered on Christmas morning! 

It is the perfect excuse to throw a party! It is essentially all the best things Christmas has to offer; food, wine, fun games and loads of laughs, without the obligation of hosting unwanted guests, like your fucking Mother-in-law. 

To make it a breeze, follow our step-by-step guide to the best ever Christmas in July! 

    1. Guest List – Be sure to invite people you actually want to spend time with, unlike ‘regular’ Christmas in December, your parents, neighbours and grandmother don’t even need to know you’re putting on a Christmas in July lunch! 
    2. Invitations – This is where the fun begins, click here to download our hilarious Christmas in July Party Invitation, this will set the mood for your event, guests will be well aware to prepare for a night of absolute fun and shenanigans! Have a look at our fun Invites examples here 
    3. Menu – Because it is cold as fuck outside, a traditional Christmas roast can be on the menu. Serve with mulled red wine and spiked eggnog, and don't forget the spotted dick for dessert (or however you like your dick served). Have a look at our naughty nibbles and fun food ideas for you Christmas in July here  
    4. Tis the season to be tipsy...fa la la la la la la la.  Christmas in July is a perfect time to get your besties together and have a laugh.  No fun story ever started with someone eating a salad, so you are going to need some naughty (but nice) alcoholic beverages. We have compiled an inappropriate cocktail menu for you.... 
    5. Gifts– no need to spend a lot of money, the aim is to make people laugh out loud, take a look through our list of funny secret Santa gift ideas...and don't forget the Merry Fucking Christmas Gift wrapping paper. 
    6. Dress code – Do I need to advise on this...Christmas sweaters and tacky earrings of course!!! The bolder, the better! Nothing beats a cheesy Christmas in July photo in knit jumpers by the fireplace! You could even get a funny image and make your own Christmas cards come December, maybe one with your pussy? 
    7. Entertainment – There are no real restrictions here, without the crazy drunk relatives to bring the show though, you might find yourself in need of something to get the party started. We have some great gamesthat will be sure to get everyone in  hysterics.  Or click here to download our inappropriate charades. 
    8. Finally, and most importantly...well second to food and drinks.. without the exhaustive family commitments, and an endless Christmas to do list, decorating can be nothing but fun! And nothing is easier than bunches of Inappropriate Gift Co Christmas balloons and fairy lights! Done and done! 

Festive AF Inappropriate Balloons

Red Wine Earrings

Cocktail Earrings - Daiquiri

 

Merry fucking Christmas Let's get shitfaced!

A downloadable PDF that you can print at home and stick to any bottle of wine for a unique and personalised gift.

Be unique and witty with your choice of wine as a gift by giving it an inappropriate makeover with one of our hilariously designed print at home wine labels. Once you complete the checkout process, a link to download the label will be displayed. This link will also be sent to the email address you provided at checkout.

Merry Fucking Christmas Wrapping Paper

Merry Fucking Christmas in July!! 

merry fucking christmas in july

2 Responses

Jonie
Jonie

June 28, 2023

These XMas In July party suggestions are fricken awesome!

Megan Sweeney
Megan Sweeney

June 19, 2023

You should do an ‘Ugly Christmas Sweater/Jumper’ in Oz winter. Have ordered one on line, probably won’t get here on time, even though it said it was an Australian company. If you guy’s had such merch, I’d get it from you. ‘Cause I know I’d get it ASAP!

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