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2 CommentsWhy? Because it is all the fun without the judgement if you get shitfaced and start dancing on the table like one of Santa’s elves after the last present is delivered on Christmas morning!
It is the perfect excuse to throw a party! It is essentially all the best things Christmas has to offer; food, wine, fun games and loads of laughs, without the obligation of hosting unwanted guests, like your fucking Mother-in-law.
To make it a breeze, follow our step-by-step guide to the best ever Christmas in July!
Festive AF Inappropriate Balloons
Merry fucking Christmas Let's get shitfaced!
A downloadable PDF that you can print at home and stick to any bottle of wine for a unique and personalised gift.
Be unique and witty with your choice of wine as a gift by giving it an inappropriate makeover with one of our hilariously designed print at home wine labels. Once you complete the checkout process, a link to download the label will be displayed. This link will also be sent to the email address you provided at checkout.
Merry Fucking Christmas Wrapping Paper
Merry Fucking Christmas in July!!
June 19, 2023
You should do an ‘Ugly Christmas Sweater/Jumper’ in Oz winter. Have ordered one on line, probably won’t get here on time, even though it said it was an Australian company. If you guy’s had such merch, I’d get it from you. ‘Cause I know I’d get it ASAP!
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It might seem that the divorce papers are the best gift for your friend coming out of a messy marriage breakdown, but we also have some great ideas and gifts to help your friend though this tough time, it will be a far easier transition with lots of laughter...and wine.
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Winter has hit hard and fast this June and honestly, what the actual frosty fuckery is going on with Queensland weather right now!? One minute it’s mild cardigan weather, the next you’re googling if frostbite is possible from hanging the washing. With no log cabins or ski fields in sight, it's time to get creative this winter and find ways to stay warm that are just as fun as a carnival cruise with the unlimited drinks package.
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It is what it is, but we'll circle back on it, then run it up a flagpole and see if anyone looks. It's the world of corporate jargon from the playbook of overpaid CEO's! Let's "deep dive" into all the phrases that come up daily in the boardroom that make you cringe!
Jonie
June 28, 2023
These XMas In July party suggestions are fricken awesome!