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Inappropriate Easter Chocolate
Gotta love some inappropriate chocolate!
I may model my own anus into chocolate, although I may need to VEET first!
Check out these chocolates from Edible Anuses
These bums from Cambridge Chocolate UK are so much cuter
If you want some really crappy chocolate - check out this pile of chocolate poop also from Cambridge Chocolate UK
Maybe you have a loved one, you want to send this bar too?
Maybe you prefer a subtle mint chocolate? The cream from inside these are so tasty (unlike the real thing)
Last but not least - we offer you our own designed creme egg holder... how do you eat yours!
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VALENTINE MUGS
It can be difficult knowing what gift to get your better half on Valentines day, treat them to something that will make them smile this year ..
We had some great fun designing some new mugs for valentines day, thanks for all your suggestions on Facebook and Instagram. Here are our favourites, let us know in comments which one you would actually buy!
Dennis O'Connor
September 16, 2022
Thank you for your prompt delivery of the ‘Cancer’ mug I ordered for my wife. Gave us all a much needed laugh.