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Recently in a Facebook post we asked you for your favourite swear words. The post attracted nearly 2,000 comments and as usual you didn't disappoint. I can't wait to share some of your favourite weird ones but to summarise it probably won't surprise you to see the top 3:
1) Fuck has to be the best and most versatile swear word in existence.
2) Cunt is becoming a lot more acceptable to use now as a curse word. In my mum's generation, it was considered the most vulgar of swear words. I used to feel the same but somehow over the past 8 years it has become much more liberating to use as sometimes the word fuck just doesn't cut it. I think this quote from Abz sums it up
"Cunt is my most loved swear word because of how offended some people are by it. All the others just don't have the same level of impact."
Cunt has been in the English language for centuries, there is a street in Oxford that is now called Magpie Lane, but it used to be called Gropecunt Lane, a name that reflected the fact that sex workers had congregated there centuries earlier. This place name is the earliest recorded use of the word “cunt” in English, going back to at least 1230 A.D.
Cunt is still a no go word for a lot of people though.
I upset one customer because she ordered a bib that said “That’s not a plane that’s a spoon dickhead” to be sent to her son on the birth of her new and first grandson. I accidentally sent them the messy little cunt one (due to a mix up at the warehouse). The daughter in law opened it in front of her own mum and neither of them were impressed with the other Grandma’s purchase! I Oops.
3) Shit
I use the word shit so often that sometimes I forget it is a swear word? Is it? According to my kids (aged 11 and 12) it is a swear word! "MUM ... you used the "s"word". Bless them.... I use the word shit ALL THE TIME.
As these are the top 3 commonly used swear words we are using them in a new product we have coming in time for fathers day! (TOP SECRET but you won't be disappointed!)
Now on to the more interesting swear words. Here is a list of your favourites.
This has to be one of the funniest blogs to write, I love my job!. Thank you to all of you who contributed.
One phrase that hasn't been mentioned but has to be my number 1 saying of all time is
"FOR FUCKS SAKE "
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July 01, 2021
well Iwill be a holy roller dipshit you have the motherfuckin cunt down to a tee you keep up the good work I love every thing you post here much love and lust from atlantic canada eh where the men are men and the sheep are nervois
June 18, 2021
fuckers
June 16, 2021
Fuck me dead
Jism jaw
Get me coffee cunt lips
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Before we start, let's state the obvious, yes, Valentine's day is a fabricated bullsh*t day invented by retailers who need the cash you don’t have after Christmas.
The words of Susan echo everywhere “I would rather you show me that you love me during the year than buy me a gift on Valentine's day”
It is commercial, it is overpriced, it is a day that you are more likely to get wrong than get right… so let’s help you out because when we say:
“It’s a commercial trap, we don’t want anything“
Whatever you do, don’t buy us nothing!
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It can be difficult knowing what gift to get your better half on Valentines day, treat them to something that will make them smile this year ..
We had some great fun designing some new mugs for valentines day, thanks for all your suggestions on Facebook and Instagram. Here are our favourites, let us know in comments which one you would actually buy!
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Indra
October 14, 2021
Here in Glasgow, Scotland, “cunt” is a term of endearment, as in:
How ya doin’ cunt? 🥰