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WHAT NOT TO GET MUM this mothers day.
We birthed you from our vagina! We need a decent gift this year!
Hopefully this blog and accompanying short videos will give you some ideas on WHAT NOT TO GET MUM this mothers day.
Here is our list of the worst 23 gifts to buy mum:
The above list may make us look like ungrateful bitches (and to be fair we are peri-menopausal so often do have bouts of extreme mood swings) BUT in all honesty we don't care what we get, all we really want is your love and hugs and family time and laughs together. Other good ideas include a babysitter, a house cleaner and booze. Anything that comes in a blue box from Tiffany's is also acceptable.
We would like some honest appreciation for everything we do - and we do a lot, If that happens to manifest itself in love, hugs, time spent together AND an expensive gift - all the better!.
A beautiful bunch of flowers a bottle of french champagne and a $500 Visa gift card is all we (I) really want lol! (HINT HINT HUBBY)
If you're looking for an inappropriate Mothers Day gift, then check our selection here.We have a fabulous range of gifts that will make her laugh.
Check out these fun you tube videos that also back up what we said about gifts above.
Hope you find them funny!
Here are some of our favourite mum buys.
Mum - the realistic definition mug.
We know mum loves cute little ornaments for her window sil or office desk... what could be cuter than this duck giving the finger..?
We all have the best mum or maybe WE ARE THE BEST MUM, either way, this travel mug / tumbler is a must have for any mum. It makes the perfect gift for Mothers day or any day!
Take the stress out of your life and enjoy the simple task of colouring. This is not just any adult colouring book, this is an inappropriate one (would you expect anything less)??
This beautiful colouring book features A4 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life.
Designed and printed in Australia exclusively for us.
Treat mum to a colourful spinner badge so she can make decisions on the go..
She may also need some of these pills!
Mums always ache... they need time to have a nice relaxing bath with some blended essential oils and salts ....
Or treat her to a beautiful wheat heat sack to soothe her aches and pains.
A matching mum and daughter apron?
To have a look at our other bestselling gifts..
April 21, 2021
gotta love it EH!! when maw sent me to skool with a roadmap in my lunch bucket filled with week old bread and green onion sandwiches or the time I brought my my new girlfriend home to meet the rest of the family and you yelled get that whore out of the house and back to the bar you dragged her out of! yes sir ree bob you keep this here stuff cummin" love and smooches jerry from newbrunswick canada where the men are men and the sheep are nervous bye now
March 21, 2019
Loved the videos – thanks!
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Haddie
April 28, 2021
Just be grateful ffs💋