May 22, 2019 2 min read
Yes we know we have featured this before but it was so popular we couldn't help but bring it back in honour of the final episode. What did you guys think? Now that #MAFS and #GOT have finished I wonder what the next #MUSTSEE crap will be? What are you watching currently that you would recommend? I hear Stranger Things is coming back here is a trailer (ladies you're welcome!)
P.S. You may notice you are getting these emails in the evening rather than during the day, we are just testing opening rates.
We used to send at 11.30am (just before your lunch break so you could share the inappropriateness with your work mates) but then we thought- what if you guys actually take your work seriously and don't have a chance to look at personal emails during the day? Now we are experimenting with the evening, to see if more people open our newsletters. Let us know what you prefer...
Thanks for sending in all your jokes, this week's winner goes to John:
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can’t normally get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it in his cheek to spread out the skin!
When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years, but wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball. The barber replied “no problem, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.
Please email any jokes you find funny to firstname.lastname@example.org
We would love you to help design our mugs for us! We'll have more fun that way!
So from now on - we will pick the name - our next mug is Michelle. On a Wednesday evening, we will post this mug on socials and please comment on what you think the saying should be... the saying with the most likes will get the mug produced (as long as it is funny and not nasty ) and we will give the author a free one.
If you are not on socials (who the f is not on socials?) Maybe you are trying to maintain a professional image on socials and do not want to comment on our fabulous pages... you can send us an email with your comment and if we think it is funny enough we will post on socials on your behalf. The mug will be featured on Wednesday night and the most popular answer will then be printed on our Monday mug.
Everyone knows a Michelle, she is usually.....?
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