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The Most Inappropriate and Funny Cock Lover Memes
If you have ever been the proud owner of a rooster, you have undoubtedly cracked some stellar cock jokes! Especially if you were trying to give your cock to your best mate who owns a farm, or you had the best cock at the Royal Easter show! Perhaps you just love cock of all varieties. If cocks make you happy, here are the funniest cock lover memes circling the internet!
Be careful what you wish for ladies!
All that training for nothing!
I'm sure this isn't the only story out there about getting dick on vacation!
When someone asks for a cock pic, it would be rude not to reply! Don't forget about the pussy pic! You better hope they get along. 
If the first cock pic didn't impress, here's another one, look how the light hits that big cock, beautiful!
Could there be a better way to start the day ladies?
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Inappropriate Willy Egg Fryer
Cock, the breakfast of champions.
Everyone needs to rise and shine in the morning
Inappropriate Sweary Colouring Book
Find the fun dick pics to colour in! Great for reducing stress levels.
Prosecco willies
When dicks are this delicious, it will be hard to just have one!
100 Ways To Eat Cock Recipe Cards
It's always fun to try cock in different ways!
Jelly Willies
See how many willies you can fit in your mouth!
Light if you want a blow job candle (wickless candle)
There is the perfect gift! This one would be a great one for mum to give dad on Father's Day!
Life Saver Pocket - Novelty Vibrator (that actually works)
The perfect size, this little gem can go just about anywhere....I mean your handbag or carry-on luggage.
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