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I have been given a Facebook ban for my inappropriate content, its not the first and probably won't be the last ( Marky Boy doesn't like our sense of humour), I always tread a fine line this time I crossed that line with my kettle post see below.
Anyway you guys are the lucky ones because you have signed up to our newsletters so I can spread my inappropriate joy to you without worrying about Zuckerberg.
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The latest edition to our yearly calendar - APRIL 2019.
If you ever worry that you are not good enough or can’t cope with all the stress that life is throwing at you – just remember what a strong bitch you are!
If you can put up with your family and all their shit – you can put up with anything. You’ve got this.
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You may have heard of Shad Wicka? he is the radio host that got sacked from his job because he had a University of Northern Territory mug. you can read more here. He was holding it when meeting the prime minister Scott Morrison #SCOMO
Well he has found an even better job and we are sponsoring his podcast. Show him your inappropriate support by subscribing to listen if you are interested X
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You will see my kitchen and dog in the above pic. My dog wants fame (well actually I want fame for my dog - same thing).
Introducing Jade our 18 month Dobermann. She now has her own Insta page@inappropriatedog (please follow her and us) @inappropriategift
If you have any photos of your inappropriate dogs please send them through to Jade's insta account.
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My kids are obsessed with these stupid things - STIKEEZ. They are free... what a crock of sh*t that is! You have to spend $30 just to get one and Janet at the checkout covets those packets as if each one is worth a million dollars.
"Can I have two please Janet as I have 2 kids and they will fight over them?"
"No sorry the computer says no.. you only spent $59.60"
I pick up a creme egg from the side display and lob it at Janet's head - "NOW can I get two packets PLEASE JANET???"
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The latest edition to our yearly calendar - MARCH 2019.
This year learn to give zero fucks about what others think and concentrate on being you.
Do you hear sharks complain? No. They're up early, biting stuff, chasing shit and being scary reminding everyone they're a fucking sha
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Our Monday Mug of the week -sold out in 25 mins. F*ck me there are a lot of Emma's out there! We now have a new batch arriving tomorrow so go ahead and pre-order yours as they will not be available for long.
We will be featuring different names/slogans for the Mug of the week. If you want your name, please email or comment on our socials, we will choose the names with the most engagement. We will of course have to feature a Karen or Susan soon or they may complain to my Manager. #FFS.
In honour of Paddys day coming up soon, we are going to honour our Irish customers. (side note -my mum is Irish from Co Kerry so I consider myself a bit of a paddy)
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WTF Wednesday #31
All about MAFS, Jess and Dave as well as some of our newest products and as always a few laughs and some links to things we like.
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From the outside, they look like innocent fortune cookies — but that's where the similarity ends. They don't predict unimaginable success or eternal happiness. Instead— these snarky, sassy and sarcastic fortune cookies with attitude will leave you speechless at their crude "roast comedy" inspired humour that'll leave you with no choice but to have a laugh at your own expense. One thing is guaranteed: LOTS OF FUN!