Making Life Fun Again

The latest edition to our yearly calendar - MAY 2019.

Life is like a pineapple, sometimes it is juicy and sweet and sometimes it hurts like hell when it rams you up the arse.

We are so excited to be working with Angie Kent on her signature range of mugs as part of our celebrity range. 

Angie was our favourite Gogglebox star with her hilarious commentary next to Yvie Jones.  Angie also appreared in this years season of Channel Ten's - I'm a celebrity get me out of here and was so close to winning that jungle crown.

Angie is now the new Bacherlorette.  We can't wait to see if she finds love.  In the meantime Angie's mugs are now available for pre order here.   50% of all profits from the sale of her mugs will be donated to her favourite charity: Paws and Recover 

Welcome to our 40th edition of our WTF newsletter  (you can access all of our newsletters by visiting our blog site here).

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men....

My hubby walked into the room and said, "why haven't you taken off your work jacket and shoes?"  "Because I didn't feel like it" I replied.

"Hang on, how much have you had to drink" he said.   "What's with all the f#cking questions" I snapped "why can't you just leave me have my bath in peace"

I have been given a Facebook ban for my inappropriate content, its not the first and probably won't be the last ( Marky Boy doesn't like our sense of humour), I always tread a fine line this time I crossed that line with my kettle post see below. 

Anyway you guys are the lucky ones because you have signed up to our newsletters so I can spread my inappropriate joy to you without worrying about Zuckerberg.

The latest edition to our yearly calendar - APRIL 2019.

If you ever worry that you are not good enough or can’t cope with all the stress that life is throwing at you – just remember what a strong bitch you are!

If you can put up with your family and all their shit – you can put up with anything. You’ve got this.

You may have heard of Shad Wicka? he is the radio host that got sacked from his job because he had a University of Northern Territory mug. you can read more here. He was holding it when meeting the prime minister Scott Morrison #SCOMO

Well he has found an even better job and we are sponsoring his podcast.  Show him your inappropriate support by subscribing to listen if you are interested X

You will see my kitchen and dog in the above pic.    My dog wants fame  (well actually I want fame for my dog - same thing).

Introducing Jade our 18 month Dobermann.  She now has her own Insta page@inappropriatedog  (please follow her and us) @inappropriategift

 If you have any photos of your inappropriate dogs please send them through to Jade's insta account.

My kids are obsessed with these stupid things - STIKEEZ.   They are free... what a crock of sh*t that is! You have to spend $30 just to get one and Janet at the checkout covets those packets as if each one is worth a million dollars.

"Can I have two please Janet as I have 2 kids and they will fight over them?"

"No sorry the computer says no.. you only spent $59.60"

I pick up a creme egg from the side display and lob it at Janet's head  - "NOW can I get two packets PLEASE JANET???"

The latest edition to our yearly calendar - MARCH 2019.

This year learn to give zero fucks about what others think and concentrate on being you. 

Do you hear sharks complain? No. They're up early, biting stuff, chasing shit and being scary reminding everyone they're a fucking sha