Making Life Fun Again

We are glad you are on board to help us design our name mugs.

We had some hilarious responses to our Michelle mug on socials, thanks to all of you who contributed. 

This weeks mug is JESS, we will post this mug on socials and please comment on what you think the saying should be...  

If you are not on socials (who the f is not on socials?) Maybe you are trying to maintain a professional image on socials and do not want to comment on our fabulous pages...  you can send us an email with your comment and if we think it is funny enough we will post on socials on your behalf. The mug will be featured on Wednesday night and the most popular answer will then be  printed on our Monday mug.

Everyone knows a Michelle, she is usually.....? 

It's our 1 year anniversary since we appeared on Shark Tank Australia.   This time last year I was with  #BudgetBen and our friends and we were all getting pissed waiting for our episode to air! 

What a difference a year can make and while our exposure on National TV certainly helped, it is actually you guys that we owe our success too.   Thanks for all your support on socials, by opening this newsletter and by spreading the word about our cheeky gift store.

This week we are focusing on the legend that is Game Of Thrones.   I must admit I was not a watcher of GOT.  I am now. I thought I had better get up to date so I have now seen Series 1.

In summary for those who are not yet converted... there is a lot of slicing of heads (humans, dogs and horses)  Lots of boobs flopping around (no such luck with any male appendages).   Jason Momoa, dragon eggs, cold landscapes, hot fires, and my new favourite character of all time - a person of short stature named Tryion who has our sense of humour!

Meet the world's MOST INAPPROPRIATE HR MANAGER  - ME!!   I had so much fun filming this episode.    Yahoo Finance contacted me to see if I would share my inappropriate story -  

It's a 30 minute episode so grab yourself a coffee or wine and tune in here

The latest edition to our yearly calendar - MAY 2019.

Life is like a pineapple, sometimes it is juicy and sweet and sometimes it hurts like hell when it rams you up the arse.

We are so excited to be working with Angie Kent on her signature range of mugs as part of our celebrity range. 

Angie was our favourite Gogglebox star with her hilarious commentary next to Yvie Jones.  Angie also appreared in this years season of Channel Ten's - I'm a celebrity get me out of here and was so close to winning that jungle crown.

Angie is now the new Bacherlorette.  We can't wait to see if she finds love.  In the meantime Angie's mugs are now available for pre order here.   50% of all profits from the sale of her mugs will be donated to her favourite charity: Paws and Recover 

Welcome to our 40th edition of our WTF newsletter  (you can access all of our newsletters by visiting our blog site here).

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men....

My hubby walked into the room and said, "why haven't you taken off your work jacket and shoes?"  "Because I didn't feel like it" I replied.

"Hang on, how much have you had to drink" he said.   "What's with all the f#cking questions" I snapped "why can't you just leave me have my bath in peace"

I have been given a Facebook ban for my inappropriate content, its not the first and probably won't be the last ( Marky Boy doesn't like our sense of humour), I always tread a fine line this time I crossed that line with my kettle post see below. 

Anyway you guys are the lucky ones because you have signed up to our newsletters so I can spread my inappropriate joy to you without worrying about Zuckerberg.

The latest edition to our yearly calendar - APRIL 2019.

If you ever worry that you are not good enough or can’t cope with all the stress that life is throwing at you – just remember what a strong bitch you are!

If you can put up with your family and all their shit – you can put up with anything. You’ve got this.