Burn baby burn!! If your candle won't stay lit like the office admin girl at the annual Christmas do, read on! There is a fine art to burning a candle properly for both safety and optimal performance. Here are some steps to ensure you get the most out of your last fuck.
By not being a lazy fucker and following these guidelines, your last fuck candle can be enjoyed for the longest time possible and should reduce any chances of you burning down your house!
Long gone are the days when you would be out til 3am clubbing and then getting a kebab before falling into bed and having a drunken shag on a Saturday night. These days a perfect Saturday night is spent how? Here are the most popular answers from our Inappropriate FB fam.
"Drinking Lonely Gal Margarita Mix, watching wedding fails on YouTube then falling asleep on my vibrator"
Enjoy our curated list of unique housewarming gifts, perfect to take along if a friend has invited you to celebrate their new digs with a housewarming party! From the fun to the funny, our gifts are sure to make you and your loved ones laugh out loud and maybe even blush!
Looking for ways to cure the winter blues? As Queensland drops below 20 and we pull out the winter woolies, here are our top picks to ignite some fun this winter and find more purpose to July than a shitty tax return.
So we asked our inappropriate facebook family, if they could choose any song, which one would they want played at their funeral. We all know what some of the most popular songs (see below) are but our crowd are a bit warped and as such we wanted to know what they wanted.
Most popular funeral songs for normal people include
My Way – Frank Sinatra
Hallelujah - K.d Lang
Angels – Robbie Williams
The Best – Tina Turner
Wind Beneath My Wings – Bette Midler
Time to Say Goodbye – Sarah Brightman and Andrea Bocelli
You’ll Never Walk Alone – Gerry and the Pacemaker
The songs that our inappropriate family want though, will make you laugh, here they are:
10 Fun Adult Board Games You Most Certainly Cannot Play With The Kids!.Invite your mates round, chill the sauv blanc, set up the cheese board and nibbles and have some fun playing our adult only games. In no particular order here are our fave 10 adult games for your next adult games night.
If you are feeling confused with all of the different names being thrown around when it comes to Secret Santa, you're not alone! we're bloody confused too! Our customers have mentioned so many different ways they share gifts at Christmas parties that we wanted to share them with you! Secret Santa, White Elephant Gift Exchange, Bad Santa, Pass the Presents, Treasure Hunt and Lucky dip. Here are the instructions to run your own fun office secret santa, kris kringle or whatever the fuck you want to call it!
We asked you recently to tell us what song you hate with a passion. Here are the top answers, There are a few surprising ones in the top 10. We have also listed some runners up - who didn't quite make it to the top 10 most hated songs but they did make it to the top 20.
Do you agree with this list of the top 10 hated songs in Australia as judged by our inappropriate followers?
When we think of Gemini’s weoften think of the twins, which draws us to the conclusion that Gemini’s are batshit crazy with split personalities. Although there is some truth here, Gemini’s are also extremely intuitive,outgoingand fun! These are the kind of people you’llwant at your Christmas in July dinner;they have a high-quality shit stirring spoon and they know how to use it!
If you're looking for a unique and funny gift for a Gemini, check out our fun, and slightly inappropriate gift ideas.