Making Life Fun Again

This Mother’s Day, give mum the greatest gift possible, fuck off and leave her the fuck alone for a day! No cooking, no cleaning, laundry, or watching someone else shit shows on TV and dad, no groping, you leave her the fuck alone too! 

 And Mum, sit back, relax and enjoy the funniest Mother’s Day moments the internet has to offer!  

After the shit-show that is childbirth, there is a pretty clear list of gifts that should absolutely not be given, but for those who are yet to have children or may not be aware, we’ve put together our top picks for the most inappropriate gifts to give a new mum!

Are your kids too old for an Easter basket? When they think of fluffy bunnies, are they thinking of a cocktail? If the answer is yes, read on! Here are our top picks to make Easter a highly anticipated and fun celebration that will keep the family laughing all Easter long weekend!  

Three years ago, Australian entrepreneur and then-HR manager Lori Phegan just wanted to blow off some steam from her day job by leveraging material she’d gathered from 20 years in human resources and turning her workplace frustrations into pithy, tongue-in-cheek slogans.

But it was only meant to be a creative outlet – a way to have a laugh, vent and share inappropriate humour with other mothers – until one of her products went viral.

A mug with the words ‘I’m not feeling very talky today. Off you f*ck” took the internet by storm, racking up nearly 10 million views virtually overnight.

Recently in a Facebook post we asked you for your favourite swear words. The post attracted nearly 2,000 comments and as usual you didn't disappoint  many of you said there were just so many fun swear words you couldn't pick a favourite. This blog was originally published 2 years ago when we only had 30 swear words, we've now updated that list to 54!  se hope your find your favourite amongst this new list - if not let us know in comments! 

Gotta love some inappropriate chocolate! I may model my own anus into chocolate, although I may need to VEET first! Check out these inappropriate chocolates that we can't post on facebook!  Have a fun this Easter! 

I tried to save my embarrassment by explaining I was buying the cucumbers for a test with my cats ... but that just made me sound like a crazy cat woman in need of cock! 

Valentine's Day is a great excuse to spend time with people you love, but if you find yourself surrounded by twat waffles and wankers, it might be the perfect excuse to have a date night with your dog! Here are our top ten reasons Valentine's day is best spent with your pet!

Before we start, let's state the obvious, yes, Valentine's day is a fabricated bullsh*t day invented by retailers who need the cash you don’t have after Christmas.  

The words of Susan echo everywhere  “I would rather you show me that you love me during the year than buy me a gift on Valentine's day”

It is commercial, it is overpriced, it is a day that you are more likely to get wrong than get right… so let’s help you out because when we say:

“It’s a commercial trap, we don’t want anything“ 

Whatever you do, don’t buy us nothing!

It can be difficult knowing what gift to get your better half on Valentines day, treat them to something that will make them smile this year .. 

We had some great fun designing some new mugs for valentines day, thanks for all your suggestions on Facebook and Instagram. Here are our favourites, let us know in comments which one you would actually buy! 

A huge shout out to all of you who risked FB jail to send us your favourite memes of 2022. We had so many to choose from but we have done the hard work for you and we present to you our favourite 50 Memes of the year. Let's hope 2023 is another good year for memes.

Have fun exploring our gift ideas for the Capricorn in your life, or if you are a Capricorn, this might be the perfect blog to pass onto to a loved one for gift ideas, because we know, it is best of you take control of the situation.